Amelia and George had a difficult weekend. It all started with snooping on Facebook and looking up people they hadn’t seen in years and years. And Amelia happened upon Toad, who used to be sweet on Amelia, and then dear George got jealous.
Amelia: George, I have no interest in Toad. I love you. And when I make a choice, I stick to it. And I decided upon you. With all my heart.
George: That’s all fine and good, but am I more handsome than Toad?
Amelia: Of course! Much more handsome!
George: All right then. That’s what I wanted to know. As long as you think I’m more handsome.
Amelia: Oh, George.
George: And if Toad ever tries to chat with you, tell him you’re married. To a more handsome frog.
George: So far on my grocery list I have milk, cheese, eggs, a little bottle of those olives you like so much.
Amelia: You should add some Crisco, so I can make you a pie.
George: I do love your Shoo Fly pie. I married you for two reasons, one of which was your pie.
Amelia (looking lovingly at George): What was the other?
George: Those little tasty quiches you make. Those are delicious!
Amelia: …
On George’s way home from the office, George thought it might be a good idea to get his wife some flowers. He had a few reasons for this:
- Amelia didn’t like his joke about marrying her for her delicious cooking.
- When Amelia doesn’t like his jokes, she stops cooking!
- He prides himself on being more handsome than Toad, but also more romantic, too.
Take that, Toad!
And also, he loves Amelia very much.
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